31 Jokes for NERDS!

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In which Hank tells some seriously nerdy jokes. Harry Potter, theoretical physics, Star Trek, Star Wars, Chemistry, Engineering, Philosophy, Math, Computer Science…it’s all fair game.

I chose 31 because I knew I wasn’t going to hit 50  and  I wanted to do a prime number.

Nerd Jokes in Your Pants: http://yourpants.org/showthread.php?2190-Nerdy-jokes/page3&highlight=nerdy+jokes

I made this video before Humpy Hank became a thing…but something tells me that humpy hang is going to become  more  of a thing soon.

Other Jokes:
50 More Jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4kL4pI-rY
50 Jokes in 4 Minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBszZn6uo
50 Jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7GvstxiH-M

Thanks to everyone who submitted ( and  continues to submit) jokes. It’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these so I hope you enjoy it.


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Chris Tella says:

Hey baby, I must follow the octet rule, because I'm so attracted to you because you fill my outer shell…. BAZINGA

Geologists are the only people that take their work for granite…. BAZINGA

Yiorgi P says:

I once punched my friends arm and I said your humerus.

A_Guy_in_Orange says:

Why does the comp sci major have his hood up? Hoods are for cyber security majors

Night Shadow says:

Uhh #15 is a geek joke, man
Edit: #17, too
Edit edit: #29, also

Isla Gibson says:

Top tip for those who don't want to get in some serious trouble:
Never throw sodium chloride at someone because that would be a salt.

Techno The Killer says:

Rap god v2.0

Galaxy Girl says:

A Greek playwright walks into a tailor’s with a torn jacket. The tailor says, “Euripides?” And the Greek man says, “Eumenides”.

Just imagine that they both have Italian accents if it’s mildly unclear.

Alex ChuChu says:

For the life of me I just don't get it.
The majority of people are born with above average number of legs.
Some people are born with one leg or none at all. So the majority if us have all two legs. (So far I understand this part. Unless I'm wrong even here? 😭)
But isn't the average number of legs two, so how can it be above average…? God damn it!! 😭😭😭 someone help my lost soul. Or just laugh. Laugh at my stupidity 😭

Alex ChuChu says:

Can someone please dumb down the average legs joke? 😢😢 I read some of the comments explaining it and I still don't get it 😢😢 (you must understand now how slow I am)

Mad Eye Loony says:

There are 10 types of people :

Those who understand binary
Those who dont
And those who didn't expect this Joke to be in Base three

Hudson Smith says:

Millions of particles are penetrating your body each second, mind if I join in?

Ida Osborn Frandsen says:

I'm here from 2018, and trying to cope with the pick up lines! 🤣🙈

ThisIsJoel says:

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand binary

And those who don't

Phoebe Murtagh says:

21: half a rotting lemon.

Sarah Ng says:

What did the pepper shaker say to the paprika shaker when the salt was closing in on them….”were under a salt…..

Sarah Ng says:

What is half of 8…..
If you said 4….
Your WRONG….
it’s 3…………Get it…

HappyConstructor says:

About the last one, Schrodinger also made a model of an atom where the electrons would be in multiple places at once, so he’d respond to the “but I can tell you exactly where I was” thing with “not the particles though”

Konoha says:

Joke 27 is making a false assumption. The Higgs boson does not actually give things mass, rather the interaction of other particles with the Higgs field is what gives them their mass.

Rahul Ilangovan says:

Number one was definitely my favorite. It would be great if you could make a part 2!

Peridot says:

10/10 delivery

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