Are You Smart Enough To Get These Nerdy Jokes?

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Get your PhD in humor with this collection of intellectual jokes.
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We pulled the best gags from a recent Reddit thread of intellectual jokes  and  illustrated them as cartoons in order to test your knowledge of  chemistry , physics, math, Latin, computer  science   and   more . If you don’t laugh, you probably should’ve paid  more  attention in school.

Adapted from this BuzzFeed post:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/jokes-only-nerds-will-understand

Animation by Kevin McShane
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinmcshane

Voiceover by Kevin McShane, Hillary Levine, Kate Reynolds, Andrew Ilnyckyj,  and  Henry Goldman

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MUSIC:

DianisMult – Comedy by Vyacheslav Zhmurin
https://soundcloud.com/vyacheslav-zhmurin/dianismult-comedy
used via Creative Commons Attribution License

SOUND EFFECTS:

Bar atmosphere – Not So Busy by fogma
http://www.freesound.org/people/fogma/sounds/19870/

metal pop foley by Alternicity
http://www.freesound.org/people/Alternicity/sounds/133101/

01 baby crying hard by PickleJones
http://www.freesound.org/people/PickleJones/sounds/151085

cupboard creak 3 by Corsica_S
http://www.freesound.org/people/Corsica_S/sounds/24244/

keyboard-typing by Anton
http://www.freesound.org/people/Anton/sounds/137/

rattle1-2 by acrober
http://www.freesound.org/people/acrober/sounds/86127/

Body Fall Over by raubana
http://www.freesound.org/people/raubana/sounds/82027/

broken_string by alexbird
http://www.freesound.org/people/alexbird/sounds/99158/

swosh-08 – “stick cutting air” by qubodup
http://www.freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/59995/

Socket Wrench by kklab5050
http://www.freesound.org/people/kklab5050/sounds/120042/

buzzer by guitarguy1985
http://www.freesound.org/people/guitarguy1985/sounds/54047/

Desk Thud by JWMalahy
http://www.freesound.org/people/JWMalahy/sounds/146977/

DST-AncientCurse-III by Striderjapan
http://www.freesound.org/people/Striderjapan/sounds/141366/

cartoon fast footsteps-mg by martian
http://www.freesound.org/people/martian/sounds/178367/

Ding Ding Small Bell by JohnsonBrandEditing
http://www.freesound.org/people/JohnsonBrandEditing/sounds/173932/

Calm Morning Outdoor Ambience by blouhond
http://www.freesound.org/people/blouhond/sounds/157947/

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Comments

ᎾᏁᎽxᎥᏞᏞᎪ_ ᏟhᎾᏒsuᏦᏦᎥ Ꮙ2.0 says:

The helium one was good, I also like smart jks where u have to work them out, it makes them better

Cosmin Ciotinga says:

LOL I got all!!!

Gewel ✔ says:

The programmer with bread was the best, but you missed 1 more loaf

lam pei mei says:

I got a black pink ad

Eva T says:

I make bad science puns, but only periodically

X• Arthur •X says:

Just understood the first one 😊

Nicholas Johnson says:

A programmer's wife tells him, "Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. While you're there, get some eggs too." The programmer never returns home.

The Buddhist Monk gets the hot dog and gives the vendor a $20 bill. When he asks for his change, the vendor says, "Change must come from within."

oOF says:

What do you call a scared tree?

Petrified wood.

hamza habahbeh says:

I didnot understand anything

captain_awesome 21 says:

I feel sad that I laughed at these

ihavenosubs subscriber says:

I dont understand im not a nerd

Yash Kumar says:

Na jokes need to stop
Me: Na

Violet says:

I don't understand the magician one. Can someone please explain?

Aoibhe callaghan says:

I didn't get them I'm stupid

Supernova says:

ummmmm I dont understand any of these hhahahahahah lol

thomas varughese says:

seriously?so lame

X Boom Boy says:

Student: Professor, do you know the chemical formula for nitric oxide?
Chemistry Teacher: NO.

IceCream PuppyGirlPlays says:

Huh????

NyanCat says:

Reads title and thinks: Nope

Delete Channel says:

I got 5 of them

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