SCIENCE WARS – Acapella Parody

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Welcome to Science WARS!
But which field is best?


I understand the force  and  energy
Quantum mechanics  and  relativity
My field is pure  and  they rely on me
I see the universe like nobody

You may have made fun of me in high school
For being awkward  and  following the rules
Now I’ve got laser (WOW, That’s really cool)
May the mass times acceleration be you

Atoms-Entropy-Dark Matter-String Theory


If you want to feel a bond
Then I can give you a good reaction
The elements that make up life
Are my essence, are my satisfaction

All the other fields out there are so basic
Yeah, I’m the central  science 
Keep your eye on me
I’ll get you charged

If you need me, call me up on
Avogadro’s Number
If you leave me, take a titrant
Shove it up your acid buffer

Dopamine  and  serotonin
Will keep you good  and  happy
So get your flask  and  your glass all set up
And begin to understand the world!


Within me you’ll find life’s beauty
In genetics  and  ecology
Symbiosis  and  not division
Unless it’s mitosis or the study of fission

Even if you don’t pass, at least you’ll enjoy my class!

Evolution, has brung us along
All species singing one song


If you want to learn about the world I must say
I am the purest field of study you can take
Immune to misinterpretation
The blueprint of creation
The backbone of all things  science 

No bias, just constant augmentation
In your mind,  and  observation
No gadgets, just your logic  and  your time



Together we will find the answers to life!
With physics-bio- chemistry - and  math


The half-blood prince says:

Physics = applied math

Jose Mendez says:

Out of all of these, bio is my least favorite, much more of a physics and chemistry guy

Yee Lee 1128 says:

"Even if u don't pass you'll enjoy my class. "🤣
No. 😕 My secondary school bio Lec. just read the textbook for us, not teaching. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Sufian Ashraf Shanto says:

Physics is the best

Απόστολος Καπετάνιος says:

Loved…just loved it

DannyPlayz Gamez says:

I am a lesbian but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

Noah Philpot says:

For me it’s:
1. Math
2. Also math
3. Still math
4. Chemistry or something

Ember Quillion says:

Why do people hate math? Or is it just the class… Anyhow, I really like math and I can go at my own pace, but my regular math class is so boring, I want to leave right then and there.

Christina Sanderson says:

math is the equivalent to darth vader .w.

Son Goku says:

Team Math… exponentiation

Fried Cake says:

This will make me pass the science and Math IGCSE

Calo Zheng says:

Don't learn trigonometry.
It's a sinner.

Dr.Naziya Malik says:

Biology is best my favourite subject 😍😍😍

Mano says:

Chem obviously wins lmao

Rahul Ash says:

Physics lol

I K says:

I prefer mathematics and physics because I love so much astronomy and astrophysics

Katalie Cat says:

jon cozart, anyone?

kitty yuan says:

That biologie is so beautiful

Alais Penzleton says:

Too bad I'm an Art student

Lora Tana says:

* Paint has left the chat *

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